Whats in my bag?

Alright, let's see now, I have a bag (duh!), monkey, gal stuff & plaster in that blue pouch, iPod/Ayshin, oil blotter paper, tissue, accessories in that black pouch, make-up bag, w880i, chocolate!, sweets, umbrella ella ella e e, body mist (neroli jasmine scent), coin pouch, wallet, nintendo ds lite, office & house keys, receipt, credit card application form, work schedule, a spoilt zipper.